One person couldn't feel all that - they'd explode

You know what?  Maybe this whole story was actually inspired by Harry Potter.

Happy LisaFrankenstorm, kids.  Hope you're getting as much accomplished as I clearly am.

 The True Story, or Vicious & Multiple & Untrue After All will premiere as part of First Person Arts RAW at the First Person Arts Festival (November 8-17, 2012).