In honor of being done with what turned out to be an amazingly simple show, a list of all the awful things I almost did:
- me shouting certain lines from the audience or balcony
- puppets (not a bad idea in itself, but something I know nothing about)
- inserting pauses after lines I think you should laugh at
- making the music as loud as the speaking, thereby cancelling out all words
- advertising the show on OkCupid
